BBC Six Music Podcasts Six Music This is a free download from the BBC Find out more on thebbc.co.uk slash Six Music And now Adam and Jo Another week and we're still not here.
What guang guang?
This is an absolute disgrace because some people may have thought, well, they're away for one week, but they won't be away for two weeks.
Who's away for two weeks?
I know.
Who needs two weeks holiday, Adam Buxton?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm grateful.
I hope you go off on holiday more often.
Listen, I didn't have two weeks holiday.
I just, I just want to point this out because I get very passive aggressive when people start saying, oh, you're away on holiday.
Are you having a wonderful time?
Well, no, I was away on holiday for part of it.
The rest of it is all hard work.
I'm doing some mining.
Some open cast mining.
Really?
And it's very hard work and I'm filthy and but you know if it wasn't for me, where would all the casting happen?
What?
I don't know, I'm tired, I need a holiday.
You need a holiday.
You're having one right now, what do you think you're doing right now?
Right now?
Do you want me to tell you?
Okay, I'm putting sun cream on Tom Cruise's back.
Really?
Yes, and it's quite revolting.
You know perfectly well that Tom Cruise is my friend.
No, that's what you thought you see.
But this is the upsetting thing, is that I've... I've met Tom Cruise and chatted him.
You never met him.
Ah, but you haven't been on holiday with him.
And that's where I am right now.
Applying sun cream to his back.
And I just asked him about you.
He says he never met you.
Have you got a semi-detached house in northern England?
Well done.
Brilliantly avoided.
Anyway, listen, Tom says hi and he says he'd be happy to meet you if you ever wanted to, but so far he hasn't actually met you.
How sad.
Take care listeners, we'll be with you next week.
Bye bye.
Mind the gap.